this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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