What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Religionh

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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good looking women

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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