yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Obamacare

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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