Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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