- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Barack Obama

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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