A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Nice belt.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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