Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

The truth is he loves her!!

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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