- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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