- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

The Morman Religion.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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