- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

whats worse than a kane nothing

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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