- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

why are balck people black because they are

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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