- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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