- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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