- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

My mum is called Steve

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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