- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A person from Singapore eats

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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