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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

knock knock!? . . No.

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