I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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