- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Dislike this.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

batman has diarrhea

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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