- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Bacon is delcious.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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