- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

I? Everett

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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