- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Morning wood.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

eden stop

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

whats black and strange a paki

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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