Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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Anything involving women..

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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