Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

The Joke Below

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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