- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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