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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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