- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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