What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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