- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

i love to lick...

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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