Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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