What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Getting up for a black person on a buss

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

-knock knock! -doors open

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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