- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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