It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Screw it you write the joke.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Who is John Galt?

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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