- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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