How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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