What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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