what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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