Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Whats two plus two? Miles

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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