Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How come grilled cheese?

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Whats wrong with that Nothing

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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