- Anti Joke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve