Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

women's rights

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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