My mum is called Steve

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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