why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Penis

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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