- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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