what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Happy Monday!

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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