- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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