One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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gay pom...

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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I walk into a bar...

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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