- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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