What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Punching a baby

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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