- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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