- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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