A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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