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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Do you love me? No.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Morning wood.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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