What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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Dakota Fanning

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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This isn't funny.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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