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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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