A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What did the fish say after he

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

i just wrote this so hard

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Your dads dead. lol

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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