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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

How many light bulbs? 1

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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