- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Morning wood.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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