I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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