You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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