- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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