What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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