Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Why did the

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Women's professional sports

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Anti Joke

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