Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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