- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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