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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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