Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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ejaculation JLR

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Internet Explorer

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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