- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

I will create more jobs for americans

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

I'm Andrew Schmitt

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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