- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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