What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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www.xnxx.com

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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