Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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YO FACE

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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