- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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