- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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