A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Internet Explorer

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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