- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

more like nig!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??