Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Guess what? Bananas

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What's a joke? Funny

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Where's my tractor?

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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