why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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your life

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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