A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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poop

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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do you have a wife?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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