Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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