Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Women's rights

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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