- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

whats dumb and small? dandruff

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Asians

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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