What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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