roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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