- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Yanter, Look it up

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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