- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

7+5=12

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Water? I hardly know her.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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