- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

whats brown and sticky a stick

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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