- Anti Joke

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why was the gay guy sad?

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Your mom is so old she died

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.