Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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