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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

you dint have to be a jew matt

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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