- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

dyslexic's Untie

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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