What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Ebola

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