- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

why did the man die? he was shot

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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