Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Corn Muffins

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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A man walks into a bar with a pack of Marlboros and promptly starts to light a cigarette. The bartender rushes over to stop him. "Hey! We don't allow smoking in here chump! Take it outside." The man replies with a big grin on his face. "Oh no sir. These ain't no ordinary cigarettes. My granddad gave me this pack a decade ago on his death bed." He pulls it out and shows the bartender 19 stale smokes. "He told me that any who took a single drag off any of them would have their biggest wish come true." the man recalled. The bartender had a perplexed look on his face and yelled "What the f*** are you talking about? Get out of here before I curb check your a**!" The man was then hastily escorted out by security. He then died 4 days later from autoerotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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