- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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