- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

I like the color potato.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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