- Anti Joke

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What has two legs and two arms? A Human