Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Boys have swag, real men have class

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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