what goes woof ? A dog.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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