What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Banana Hamock.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

whats white and looks like paper paper

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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