why is pie good. because it just is.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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