- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

How do you make the general public confused? ...

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

God. God.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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