What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

AIDS.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

PIED NINNY!

God. God.

Lil Wayne

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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