- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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