What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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