Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Misner is a twat.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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