Sarah Palin

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

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