What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Rebecca Black

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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