- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

bologna

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

My love life

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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