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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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