A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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What? Yes.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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