- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Women's Rights.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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