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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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