whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Your Mother

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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