- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

I'm hungry.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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