Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Ebola

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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this is not a joke.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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