the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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A woman wears a dress.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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