- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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