What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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SBB

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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