- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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black chicken. kfc

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Donald Trump

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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